I'm in Oklahoma. Thanks Lady Lee!! HL
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JWD maps - Where are you?
by Lady Lee indue to a problem with the server i was using for the maps i have had to move them so we can still have access to them and post them here.
so if you were wondering where we are from.
or how close you are to other jwd posters in your area just take a look.. ballistic has done an amazing job with the map of the uk you can find it at .
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Paradise Lost Paradise Regained / The Terror Pages
by prophecor in.
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did those pictures of people jumping outta' thier graves not scare the $#!+ outta' you?
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Well, isn't this special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Church Lady
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this is one of the coolest things ever
by colorado5591 ini have a new internet addiction, this is really cool stuff.
http://www9.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamafrica/wildcam.html.
national geographic hosts live video stream of pete's pond in botswana.
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I just sent the link to my nice former boss. He will love it. To the other one, I wish he was in Botswana, being eaten by a lion. What????? Lions need to eat too!!! HL
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Post something to make me laugh
by JH in.
post anything to make me laugh, a picture, a riddle, whaterever
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This is one of my favorites.
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man
finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done
anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Post something to make me laugh
by JH in.
post anything to make me laugh, a picture, a riddle, whaterever
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is
this , Father?"
The father never having seen an elevator responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy
and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old lady in wheel chair
moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then began
to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened and a gorgeous
24-year old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son...
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Post something to make me laugh
by JH in.
post anything to make me laugh, a picture, a riddle, whaterever
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Post something to make me laugh
by JH in.
post anything to make me laugh, a picture, a riddle, whaterever
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This isn't very nice. But kids like it. HL
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Post something to make me laugh
by JH in.
post anything to make me laugh, a picture, a riddle, whaterever
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When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and
staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that,
though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised
doctor. "Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs,
aren't you?
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if you love pit bulls or think you might
by kittyeatzjdubs indisclaimer.
first of all......let me start off by saying this.
i am not intending in any way to start any arguments with this topic.
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20 years ago, my step-daughter got a pit bull puppy. Took it to the vet for shots etc. The vet told her that this dog would be mean, knowing its parents, and to get rid of her. She couldn't. That dog was the sweetest dog, I have ever been around. Just call the vet, and ask him about Jade. He will tell you that he was wrong. He is still suprised. Had to put her down about 3 years ago. Good, Good, Dog. HL
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JW kids and the national anthem humiliation......
by kid-A infor me, school was extremely stressful as a jw kid.
the worst part had to be my morning dose of humiliation being forced to walk out of the room as the national anthem came on the loudspeakers (first god save the queen, then, oh canada).
the other kids found this completely bizarre, and several of my "patriotic" minded teachers really resented me for doing this (despite the obvious fact i had no choice in the matter but was being forced into this by my parents).. how could anybody force this public humiliation on a small child or teen-ager, already having to deal with the normal stresses of growing up and worrying about their public image with their peers???
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One teacher, Just one. I had her for Speech class, for 6 years in Elementary School.
Stare at me during the flag salute.
Tell me to pretend that the party was for something else.
Held my head down for the Lord's Prayer. (one time only) I told my mom. Don't know what happened.
In the movie, Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang, The child catcher has always reminded me of her. Damn, she was ugly.
Mrs. Pettigrew, if there is a firey hell, I hope you are there. HL